my entire existence can be summed up by “a pleasure to have in class”

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  • favorite band:i think we'll play six shows in california and not come to your state
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r-3-t-r-o: 1d-tells-me-a-lie: friedlemons: And the Oscar goes to….NIALL HORAN for his touching performance as “exasperated man”  Reblog if this made you cry! He is such a talented actor! this omfg what is air.

r-3-t-r-o:

1d-tells-me-a-lie:

friedlemons:

And the Oscar goes to….NIALL HORAN for his touching performance as “exasperated man” 

Reblog if this made you cry! He is such a talented actor!

this omfg what is air.
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The guy who discovered milk….What was he doing with that cow? + 755 Notes
Why can’t rappers rap about nice things?
  • YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
  • put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
  • YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
  • carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired
  • OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT
  • broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself. 

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bamitsmonica: anrdew: oh mY GOD dead

bamitsmonica:

anrdew:

oh mY GOD

dead

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My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.
  • Mom:GO TO YOUR ROOM
  • Brother:that's not fair
  • Mom:DO AS I SAY.
  • Brother:You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
  • Mom:Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
  • Me:I CAN HEAR YOU.
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